Bong Vip

Like a bong rip, except using a vaporizer.

I've been concerned about my health, but also still want to get really high, so I've been doing bong vips a lot more lately.

bong rat

someone (or group) who happily pulls cones 24/7

random guy: look at you, smoking cones left and right you bloody bong rat
bong rat: isn’t it fucking great!

zong bong

The evolved version of zing bing. First bamboozles person, and then they get very triggered. In math class it’s always the answer.

For the answer, reference Zong Bong at the top of the sheet.

Clown bong

A whipped cream charger used for consuming nitrous oxide

"Did you catch Tipper's set?"
"Nah brah, I had a date with the clown bong in my tent"

bong sickness

when one rips the bong too many times and barfs everywhere

d: yo phil got bong sickness real bad last night

h: what the fuck does bong sickness mean?

d: nevermind.........

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bong booger

When a small wet clump of weed falls out of your waterbong wet and lands on you, it then becomes a bong booger.

Holy Christ, I thought you had a slimy booger on your arm, but it's just a bong booger! (14:11 Mongolian)

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bamboo bong

A bong made of bamboo. Bamboo is ideal because it is cheap and is naturally hollow. Some cultures call this "A menyo" and is rarely found in the trade, as it can be easily hand made, but it is sometimes misspelled ayento or amenya since different cultures have a different alphabet and sounds.

Kevin always says I smoke bamboo bong because I'm chinese.
Don't worry about him, he's a cannabis ninja, he smoked reefer while watching X3 and said Wolverine's pants were indestructable.

Dude, this ayento is huge.
Its a menyo, idiot, now light me up.

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