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A football game at which a band of fish perform at the half-time show.
Sqilliam: We're going to perform at the Bubble Bowl!
Squidward: The ba ba ba? The ba ba ba?
A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.
1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.
where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation
Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.
If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.
Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."
Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.
"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".
A bowl of Halloween candy, left unguarded in front of a house, because the family is too lazy to give it out. Usually accompanied by a sign saying "please take only one," etc. Highly ineffective.
The Andersons had a trust bowl outside their house tonight. I took it all.
Championship game for last place in a fantasy football league resulting in the losing party to have to wear a dress and take a picture of it for other league teams enjoyment. Commonly also known has the "Toliet Bowl with Punishment". If the losing participant refuses to participate, they are kicked out of the league.
"Do u have any skirts that will fit a size 33 waste? I just lost the Norton Bowl.