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The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.
me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck
The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.
*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*
You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"
*silence*
Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"
*you both fucking die*
A term for freaking out. Like "Flip Shit"
"I'm gonna break moons on that ass!" (I'm gonna flip shit on that ass)
"Imma 'bout to BREAK MOONS!" (I'm going to flip shit/I'm going to freak out)
Quite possibly the worst book in history:
Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.
This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.
After trying to get through the first part of Breaking Dawn, I immediately gave up and asked my obsessed friends for a plot synopsis. >.<
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When someone who has committed themselves to the intention of not drugging, screwing, boozing, or what-have-you (someone who may identify as straight-edge) falls off the wagon.
I wonder if she will break edge when her girlfriend leaves her because there' nothing else to do but drink in this town.
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The tease whore little sister of summer vacation.
Man, Spring Break is such a tease.
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Sequel to Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, also known as an epic fail to those who do not suffer from SMeyer glorification.
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages
Nothing equals this epic fail, also known as Breaking Dawn, I lack examples.
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