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PLS I'M PORTUGUESE AND I DON'T EAT PUSSY IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN! i eat cereal ,pastry , maybe a toast or Portuguese sweets like pastel-de-nata... Anything except pussy eggs 😭
I ate a Portuguese breakfast !
-a what?
Basically a (insert Portuguese pastry)
-cool!
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To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
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When a friend comes to the aid of another friend, and in turn, the act of kindness is re-payed with various sexual acts... said acts are never spoken of as they awkwardly stare at each other the next morning over a (you guessed it) pankcake breakfast.
Hey man, thanks for fixing my car! I owe you a pancake breakfast if you're DTF.
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Early morning head or Blow job
Baby I need a breakfast sandwich
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Porn that is watched while eating breakfast. It can only be called Breakfast Porn if it occurs at the first meal of the day.
I think I will grab a bowl of ceral and watch some breakfast porn.
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Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex
"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"
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Coffee and a cigarette.
In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.
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