marshmallow breasts

A woman possessing small breasts.

My friend Nichole's nickname is marshmallow breasts, 'cause she wears an A cup!

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breast brei

The white fungus that grows under a woman's breast when she is not wearing a bra and forgets to clean herself on a regular basis.

I hate the way breast brei tastes.

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breast reduction

This is one of many pointless processes, such as gay pride parades, RIAA watching of file-sharing, etc.

She told me that she wanted to have a breast reduction even though she is a 32B cup, and I told her she was wasting her time.

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breast friend

when a dude is friends with that one girl who has huge boobs.

John: That girl has huge boobs bro.

Tyler: I know, she is my breast friend.

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breast nystagmus

Involuntary jerking of the breasts; often times said when a breast is in motion due to the owner's physical movements.

If she runs fast enough, she will show breast nystagmus to the crowd.

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Pancake Breast

Flat or non-existent tits

Damn man, that chicks hot! Nah bro, shes got pancake breast!

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Dense Breast

Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.

Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.

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