British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.

Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry

British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap

A proper British Cap scalds the penis

British-arama

Something extremely British. Words or phases stereotypically associated with British culture.

"Their conversation had a British-arama about it"

british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.

-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower

British tunnel

Shoving your shit into someone else’s ass.

Bro, last night I gave this girl the British tunnel, shit easy messy

British People

A word to discriminate against Reality

Ayo look at that stinky british person. smh british people

Un-british

Another word for truthful.

Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.

Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.

Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?