building a shed over a dead tool

a pot belly of an older gentleman

"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"

Don't be racist I am a building

"don't be racist I am a building"
Is a song that a building sings because he wants people to treat him like other people do, so he tells them not to be racist.

Origin: vine

Man: yo what's the drip bro?
Man2: drippin good bro
Thing3: you guys drippin'?
Man: what the heck are you?
Thing3: DON'T BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING

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building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.

Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes

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waxy marital build-up

A common cause for divorce.

Jane's marriage failed due to "waxy marital build-up".

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Build a little log cabin by the lake

To Take a shit

hey guys ill be back i need to build a little log cabin by the lake

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it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole

meaning it's easier to have a sex change operation from male 2 female...(cut off the male genetalia and create a vagina hole opening) than to have a female to male sex change operation...u can't cover the vagina hole opening and attach male genetalia, a bat and two balls a bat and two balls (penis and testicles)
pole means 8====> penis

Man 1: I want to have a sex change operation
Woman 1: You know what they say about sex change operations??? It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole...lolol

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when you accidentally build a jeep

help a accidentally build a jeep

the world ends when you accidentally build a jeep.

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