Bum Javelin

Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!

It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.

My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!

James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!

Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!

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Pain in the bum

Pain in the bum is a British slang equivalent of pain in the ass. The bum in this case isn't an American bum, but a English bum which is a slightly less vulgar equivalent of arse, or if you are American ass. At one time, certainly during during the seventeenth century the word bum wasn't considered vulgar at all, one Gentleman Soldier, fighting for the King during the English Civil War, recorded how on one occasion the going was so difficult that he "slipped and fell on my bum".

Malcolm is a total pain in the bum!
My, aren't you polite.

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Bum-blast

When you squat in the shower and sprayy our butt hole for fun.

Hey Matt I just had a bum-blast

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bum nest

Particularly pungent, temporary quarters for the homeless lined with stray dog fur, feces, and syringes. Often found over heated vents in winter or under bridges in the rainy season.

Damn son, you smells like a bum nest.

a bum's jockstrap

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.

Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!

Bum Flint

A very sharp and painful poo

that was a smelly bum flint

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Kevin The Bum

Widely known bum of Suffolk county/ great actor. Tends to not bath but is liked all the better that way. Hes played in great movies like, West Islip Legend, and many more. Hes known for his great quotes and for answering the phones at 7-eleven.

I walked into 7-eleven the other day and saw Kevin the Bum buttering the rolls. Last time I get one of those things!

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