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When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis
A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump
A "hoffa bump" is a massive speed bump that bangs into the bottom of your car, used to slow traffic
Hey slow down over that hoffa bump! Your going to rip up the bottom of my car
A pouch of skin filled with pus occurs from digging and scratching with dirty finger nails around the vagina.
Hey Aron, didn't you notice the pus bumps around Susie's vagina as you were going down on her?
Used when the elastic is just a little too long...
"That Bungee bump is going to hurt in the morning." (said when the person is being zipped inside a body bag)
a derogatory term that can be used with no reason other than to call someone a name. could also be used to describe someone who fails to do their job. invented by little willie after he saw a piece of a car's bumper laying on the ground.
pronounced bum-peez
"Dude, what are you doin' bump piece?"
An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.
The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.
The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.
Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.
Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House