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Junk in the Top Bunk

Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.

If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.

by Dan Craig February 18, 2006

36πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Bottom Bunk Bitch

A prisoner who is forced to occupy the bottom bunk so the other prisoner can rape them more efficiently. Sometimes used to illustrate extreme control used over a person not in jail, for reasons to degrade the other.

Motherfucker you still owe me 80 bucks! From now on your my Bottom Bunk Bitch until we're square! Skeet, skeet, skeet skeet!

by Mr. Bu Grundy June 20, 2010

26πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


bunking off

To "entertain oneself" before one has risen for the day, or to masturbate whilst on holiday or resting in a bunk bed.

Reba was annoyed that her college roommate kept bunking off at 6am.

by Reba Organa August 30, 2013

3πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Fuckin' Bunk

The act of masturbation after failing to pull a girl.

"Dave tried to score with that girl, but failed miserably. Now he's at home fuckin' bunk."

by Mike Turner July 18, 2003

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


bunk ass chick

A women from a trashy place, often appearing to be a whore and way to eager for sexual contact. Usually to call someone bunk ass, can be used in two contexts,
1) a male getting unwanted attention from an ugly female, that is pratically throwing herself at him.
2) used by girls to make derrogative remarks of other girls, with a jealous or vicious intent.

Dude, I cant beleive that bunk ass chick thought i would get with her, she was wafting ghonerria. I wouldn't tap that with my eyes closed and a prostetic penis

Jesus, those bunk ass chicks from the inner city were all up on my man tonight, they need to go back to their dirty little street corner

by Sra. Jay January 11, 2006

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Building bunk beds

Building bunk beds or bunking is a PG term for sexual intercourse that is mum friendly i.e can be spoke freely without the worry of children repeating.

Cece "oh had a good session of building bunk beds last night"
Leah "I had fun bunking last night too!"

by WeeFuckers April 2, 2021


hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.

My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.

by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023