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When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.
J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)
Burrito Perspective
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When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.
Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.
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Sticking your dick in a burrito, then proceeding to try and mate with the Mexican food.
Hey John! Have you had a fuck burrito yet?
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Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.
I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!
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A day inspired by the Sublime song, "Burritos". You stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. The goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. Preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. Certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.
Bob: Dude! I'm gonna have a Burritos Day tomorrow!
Jim: Pfft- that's nothin'! I once had a Burrito Week!
Bob: I'm so sorry.
Jim: Yeah, it wasn't fun...
When two men share a sleeping bag.
John lost all his gear, he and Billy had to make a Fag Burrito.
When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear
James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.