Fear of Being Caged

When you fear the girl you’re foolin around with falls in love with (or in other words, cuff) you when all you wanted was action but nothin else.

Tristan’s Fear of Being Caged (FOBC) hit when the girl he met at a bar wanted to meet his family.

Son, get in the cage

Used By the one and only coal man Bruce, The cage is the area out the back of the class were bruce sends ya

Son, get in the cage do you want A DETENTION

Canadian Roll Cage

A Vehicle with hockeysticks in it giving the appearance of having a roll cage.

Someone's a hockey player, his car is definitely rocking that canadian roll cage

Rattles my cage

To be severely irritated or annoyed. Equivalent to "Grinds my gears" or "Pisses me off"

I hate this teacher! He just Rattles my cage!

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The Bird and the Cage Theory

A metaphor for when two people are in a relationship and Person 1 feels like they are a bird wanting to fly but are trapped inside of a cage (aka: Person 2).

It is basically a great way of telling someone you want to break-up due to your animalistic nature of being wild and free and not wanting to be tied down to them.

Anne: "Ricky, I'm feeling like our relationship is based off the Bird and the Cage theory.
Ricky: "Wait, what do you mean?"
Anne: "I mean that I'm a bird and you're a cage; I just want to fly."
Ricky: "Oh... *sobs uncontrollably*

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Cage Match

Competition against your opponent to post pictures of Nicolas Cage in unsuspecting places.

Inspired by a "Cage Match" posted on Imgur between a mother and her daughter

Use of images from the subreddit: r/onetruegod (All Hail Nicolas Cage!) is strongly encouraged.

I've had an Cage match going on between me and my buddy for a long time, he made my shit my pants when I went to the bathroom and there was a picture of him on each piece of toilet paper.

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Johnny Cage punch

The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.

Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"

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