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Camp Pembroke is an all girls Jewish overnight camp. Girls live 10 for 2 to be at this amazing place where they can escape their normal lives. Shabbat sing, color war and socials are just a few magical things this amazing place has to offer. Girls make friendships and memories that will last forever. Once you see one sunset on lake oldham, you'll never want to go home.From camper, to CA, to JC, to counselor, to alumni, 02359 will always be their happy place.
I wish summer would come faster so I can go to Camp Pembroke! I miss all my summer sisters.
A place where all your dreams can come true. Every weekend, you will recieve snack shack privileges if you are good the days leading up to it. In the past, the snack shack has included every type of soup. It's a place Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon visit quite often.
Hey! Camp Winnipesaukee's snack shack is open Jimmy!
Living in your apartment without electricity after a massive natural disaster.
cool man, lets do some indoor camping until its back on!
The absolute worst fucking shithole to be in. Literally stands for some native word meaning Devil's Asshole or something like that. Its summer, and it hits 120 degrees here even though you're 2 miles off the beach. Come fucking winter and you'll be lucky if your balls don't stick to your frozen popsicle of a dick.
All the barracks here are run down with asbestos and black widows, and if you're lucky enough to get put in the Taj Mahal or the Hilton, your elevators don't work and you live on the 4th floor in the back.
The chow hall here serves fried chicken, raw. How the fuck that happens, nobody knows, but the chowtards make it happen. The ice cream machine is broken more often than a McDonalds and you'll be lucky if there are more windows open than a Walmart check out.
"Hey bro, I'm getting stationed at Camp Horno with 1st Marine Division."
-"Dude you're fucked. That place is in the middle of fucking nowhere with a side of medical discharge by suicidal thoughts"
Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.
Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!
Camp Alleghany is the best place on Earth!!!! There is are activities for everyone!!!! You compete in teams, sleep in tents, swim in the river, and just be outside!!!! Ghany girls from around the world come to camp from Africa to the Philippines. LUTAT (lunch under the apple tree) we ghany girls get to have peppermint patties too!!! Friends turn into Sisters. Counselors turn into moms!!! Did I tell you its a all girls camp!?!?!? Its 3 weeks of happiness. Living life on the Greenbier river and in the Alleghany Mts. Every girl should have a chance to go to camp!!!
Camp Alleghany is a summer camp
When you're on a 2 week camping trip, have sex around day 2 and have nowhere to wash the snatch.
Have you seen the flies around Stephens mums tent?
Yeah, she's got camping snatch.