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The hat worn by the Greatest Country on Earth, the United States of America.
I'm going to go to Canada. I hope it doesn't fall off our head!
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The Body of North America:
Canada-Hat
America-Face
Mexico-Jacket
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America’s stalker. Canadians obsess over Americans and we barely remember you exist.
Eww gross – there’s heavy-breathing Canada in the bushes jerking off to a picture of the US.
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An imaginary country made up by the United Nations to make the world think there are nice people in this world. It's just a small part of America filled with robots.
Hey John, do you wanna go with me to my trip to Canada?
Dude, Canada's not real. It's just a fake country.
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A region unknown to the world. A place where the American government stores years of top secret information and create lies like Canada is real. They want to keep America under control and away from communist leaders. Everyone who "lives" in Canada are really traitorous Americans who have been brain washed into think that they are a nation above the almighty USA. If you ever see a Canadian do not panic. Stop whatever you are doing and burn their maple syrup supply. The smell of this frightens them away and gives you enough time to smack them with a silver plate of freedom and call upon the American eagle to spirit you away to safety. Canadians to avoid: Faith Mackey
SpongeBob: hey Patrick what am i
Patrick: stupid?
SpongeBob: no Canada
Patrick: what's the difference
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