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when something is truly sopping wet
*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse
My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night
To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.
Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!
Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
That is my votive candle definition and story.
when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face
damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!
the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.
‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’