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A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.
John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"
Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.
Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.
See: "Kyle"
"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".
1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation
2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money
3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line
The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.
Yeah I love captain charming, screw Emma! David’s a much better match for hook!
"Captain Obvious Strikes Again"
A phrase or name given to the one who points out the obvious.
Captain Obvious: Homosexuals are gay!
Guy 1: Captain Obvious strikes again.
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the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
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A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.
We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.
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