Flying Carl

When you shit in a sock and then hit someone in the head with it. Sometimes mistakingly refered to as a Hot Carl.

My neighbor had been running over my garbage cans lately so I snuck up behind him one night and wacked him with a Flying Carl.

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Carl-Hugo

A young male with an intense sexual drive towards money and fame. He will make up stories to succeed and flex his wealth on weaker opponents.
He is most times very brauny and muscular but lack brains.

Man: Have you seen David today!? He was so full of himself....

Girl: No, he's just acting like Carl-Hugo

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Carl Colimon

The act of swimming without becoming wet

"I pulled a Carl Colimon during my lunch hour today"

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Cold Carl

When a young man freezes a sturdy log of his feces and chases a young lady around the house trying to club her with said feces. If he gets a good knock on her noggin with his "Cold Carl" before it melts, he wins!

She was resistant to the Cold Carl at first, but afterward thanked me for the cool, nutty refreshment.

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Rusty Carl

The combination of a Hot Carl and a Rusty Trombone. also there's a spit valve involved.

this sicko on on the internet was interested in a rusty carl.

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Saucy Carl

A dysenteric version of the hot carl.

The only thing worst than a Saucy Carl is, uhh... let me get back to that.

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Carl-Bot

The greatest Discord bot in the animal kingdom

"Fuck Dyno. Long live Carl-Bot."

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