TikTok Challenge

(noun): The Macarena for Slags

Look at that Slag doing that TikTok Challenge

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Crocs Challenge

Having sexual intercourse while one or both partners are wearing crocs, not the fashionable ones, the classic crocs clogs. To be a champion of the crocs challenge the session must be to completion.

"Hey man, I totally finished the Crocs Challenge today!"
"Oh god bro, how the fuck were you even able to get it up?!"
"I had to picture her without the fucking crocs on... But it was worth it."
"You're then man!"
*epic bro five*

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mitsubishi challenger

Most underrated 4wd on the market, don’t need big bucks to get far off road. Challenger owners enjoy the confused look on patrol owners faces when one out drives them.

I’m pissed my patrol can’t keep up with that Mitsubishi Challenger

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Scrapheap Challenge

1) Popular British TV programme with 'Red Dwarf's' Kryton actor Robert Llewllyn, along with Lisa Rogers, commonly watched by ugly, overweight, aged, but somewhat esoteric and cool and geeky men. Women almost entirely not allowed, except Lisa Rogers.

2) The act of sifting through the pile of old, stained and somewhat sticky jazz-mags hidden - probably badly - from your other half/parents/housemates/cleaner in order to find the one image of substance that might, today as well as potentially up to 5 years ago, get you off.

3) To find something useful in a pile of seemingly old useless shit.

Mate, I had such a rand on last night I had to resort to a bit of 'scrapheap challenge'. Oh, the memories!

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vertically challenged

what most midgets or short people are.

I am vertically challenged.

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Mentally Challenged

Personal mental combat against mental illnesses, disabilities, and disorders to continue living on throughout day to day life.

“In order for me to continue living an okay life, I have to combat and win against my mentally challenged mind; depressions, social anxieties, PTSD, hallucinations, things that can ultimately bring me down.

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March challenge

A game which starts on the 1st of march every year, in which on the 1st of march, all contestants must have one wank, on the second 2 wanks, and so on. The winner is the last person to be still participating.

"my cocks covered in blisters"
"well thats the cost of winning the march challenge"
or
"i'll be five minutes late to next lesson - gotta keep in the march challenge"

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