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An unexpected hit in the jewels.
Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.
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Law Enforcement Check. One of several different tests used by hookers and johns in order for each to prove to the other that he or she is not a police officer. Examples include the prostitute touching the john's genitals and the john touching the prostitute's breasts.
After the LE check, we were off to the races.
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When one works in a fast food restaurant and utters the phrase, "Check the rice," it's code for a slammin' hot bitch at either the front counter or the drive through. The restaurant does not need to serve rice dishes for this saying to apply.
Will: "Hey Alex, check the rice!"
Alex: "Holy shit she's hot!"
When a parent hugs you and discretely sniffs for pot, alcohol, etc.
"Ah man this party's the bomb, you wanna smoke with me?"
"Nah bro, my mom always smell checks me when i get home."
"oh. .. Wanna try exploding Dave's cat in the microwave?"
"Yes."
Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.
When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.
when one fellow male walks up behind and tears the shirt off the man in front of him.
Yo you see tony get absolutely grip checked.
Bro I know he just lost his only good shirt.
THE USE OF A SPECULUM TO CHECK THE INSIDE OF ONES LADY PARTS
MAN, I JUST GOT A SQUIRREL CHECK IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.