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ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.
Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”
A person who is more important to you than sex. So, if you had to choose between that person and sex, you would choose them without hesitation.
My husband is cheesecake!
Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.
The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.
Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:
Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.
Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.
Example Sentence:
Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?
Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
A really funny guy who likes talking in dayz servers
Yo did you hear about cheesecake and his legendary level 50 grind?
The act of a cheesecake is to produce a wet fart while sitting bare assed on someones face while being sure the tip of their nose is in the asshole if the farter
"Damn, Kevin has been bothering the hell out of me so when he was doing situps i decided to cheesecake the hell out of him"