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A cover-up name to spy on your best friends boyfriend.
Ryan: "Who is this?"
Lisa: "Oh it's Chelsea Brown, do you have a girlfriend?"
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A bitch ass whore who is always looking for their next victim. She'll fuck whatever breaths and will give you an unlimited amount of std's
Dirty Chelsea made me her next victim.
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Where the man pulls out before jizzing, glazes Joe Richardson's face to represent the icing, and then the man punches the Joe in the nose to give him a nose bleed to represent the cherry on top.
*Joe runs out of house with a jizzy, bloody mess on his face.*
Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, Joe's a mess! What'd you do to him?"
Me: "Just wanted him to know he is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave him the Chelsea bun treatment." The cockney slut!
Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."
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Chelsea Merrells is an average height for humans. She has hair that sticks out and looks like wings. I’m surprised she hasn’t flown away yet. She is crazy and funny. She is very likeable and has lots of friends. She’s very talkable but she’s a joy to talk to. She can’t walk in a straight line and bumps into people when she walks. She has siblings that also can’t walk in a straight line so they all bump into each other when they walk together. She created a great timeline that has so much information that you just have to read.
Person 1- Look at that girl. She can’t walk in a straight line.
Person 2- Oh, that must be Chelsea Merrells.
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The extreme of bagels. She is kind, courteous, quirky and fun. She knows your limits and understands how you work. There is no one quite like her. When you run into a dilemma, she will be able to find an enlightening way to lift your spirits while coming to the solution. You would be the luckiest person on Earth if you were friends with a girl like this
I am friends with Chelsea Daigle. She is the best. I was having a bad day yesterday and she knew exactly how to cheer me up.
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if you know a chelsea perry, hold onto her. she takes time out of her day to spend time with you. she's hilarious, she is a kinky b*tch who is adorable. if you ever lose a chelsea perry, you'll be sorry and sad 4 life x. if you ever have a convo ever, you'll realise that she aint some boring texter, she's an enthusiastic binch who speaks in caps. anyways x
omg chelsea perry is the cutest idiot ive ever met x
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an upcoming bankrupt team in the premier league until the sale of the club goes through but so far it's still owned by Roman Abramovic aka the Russian owner that has a sale on hold over the League and government and a disrespectful fan base for chanting all sorts to do with Russia
relegate Chelsea FC from the premier league via points deduction
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