A choad is a small penis.
Claudia:I heard Bryan has a choad?!
Bella:I’ve seen it it’s tiny😂
1) ethan harris has a complete and absolute choad. it is so short and so fat. couldnt please any girl. and i guarantee when he fingers someone, he can never find the clit.
An Asian with a very small penis.
Mr. PotatoHead, Micheal Helmcamp, is a choad
A yellow brick road in a shape of a large Penis and when someone steps on it all you hears is a deep throat noise.
"Yo bro Stacy is such a slut!"
"Bro why?"
"Didn't you hear she walked on the yellow brick choad."
When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.
Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.