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A deterioration of your Christmas spirit due to the length and supersaturation of the holiday throughout every aspect of society.
I see Christmas in stores starting November 1st. By December I am suffering from Christmas Fatigue.
My favorite radio station going 24/7 Holiday music was the last straw for my Christmas Fatigue.
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The day following move-out day, in areas where most leases expire simultaneously, during which the curb is a treasure trove of discarded items.
Ben: Today I got this couch, a lamp and some old cassette tapes up by the corner.
Jerry: Merry Hippie Christmas!
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A penis that is thick at the base, and tapers to a point, much like the branches of a Christmas tree.
He should decorate and put a star on top of that Christmas Cock, in honor of the holiday season.
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That person that gets you an xmas gift unexpectedly, and you didn't get them a gift. its why you carry generic gifts around at xmas time.
Dude 1, merry xmas, here I got you something.
Dude 2, oh snap, I have your gift in the car, let me go get it.
Dude 3 near your car, good thing you had that gift, that tool is a christmas sniper.
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When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.
"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."
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A nocturnal emission/wet dream. The act of emission does not necessarily have to coincide with the Christmas season.
Brothers, Billy and Bobby, hoped that this year would be the year they finally had a warm Christmas.
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Get your peeped very hard, dip it in glue pretending that it is peepe juice. Next shred wraping paper and sprinkle it on your peepee and go ooga booga some friends.
come for some Christmas drizzle
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