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A Person that doesnt qualify to be a champ. All weomen, and most men.
A person that passes up a night of partying to study.
You cant hold your alcohol, you arent a champ anymore, your a chump.
Chump is everything. He is the godly figure in the religion Clitorism. Yup. Real women vote for chump. <3
- Live, laugh, Chump.
- Chump is so hot.
- I wish I could meet my donny, Chump.
Easily fooled person who usually sleeps in way too much and consumes a ridiculous amount of food. Extremely lazy and /thinks/ is cool but is really 100% chump material. Goes for terrible teams like AFA instead of CBF, is very likely to steal someone's netflix account, claims to be good at things like coding and cookie decorating, and manages to break about 30 phones in less than a year.
Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping
Bro 1: Dude, did you see Bri eat that whole bag of pretzels in the back of class?
Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.
Ezra, the friend who is always on Madden.
Ezra get the fuck off Madden and play Jackbox with us, you Chump.
Someone who wears boots in snow.
Why are you wearing Crocs during the blizzard?
Because boots are for chumps.
A chump is a specific kind of fool - specifically, someone who believes and supports the person who is making fun of them, making the foolishness that more foolish. It's one thing to be called an idiot, but to be a chump, you have to call the person who is calling you an idiot a great person because you are so clueless you do not realize the person has called you an idiot (or taken advantage of you in some way).
The Republicans who talk about law and order and serving their country are chumps for supporting Donald Trump, who loves their support while laughing hysterically behind their backs because they are such fools! Trump would never fight for his country - that's a job for chumps!