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You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
A 21st century dance move created and popularized on the app “Tik Tok”. Often used to the song “Gordon Ramsay” by HL Wave (feat. Johnny Flames). To preform this dance move, a dancer will make their arms appear like the hands of a clock, with one forearm facing vertically (12:00),and the other facing horizontally (9:00). The horizontal forearm will move up until it hits the vertical forearm, signaling for the vertical forearm to move downwards. The once horizontal forearm would now be facing vertically (12:00), while the once vertical forearm would do a full circle until coming back to seemingly high-five the now vertical forearm. Both forearms would be vertical (12:00). Dancers will finish off this dance move with “the woah” to fully complete the clock woah.
“Did you see Brittany’s latest tik tok? Her clock woah was fire!”
“I can totally do the clock woah, it’s the best dance move on tik tok”
When you take a piss before you punch out at work.
Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
When someone answers a simple question with an in depth technical description that is far more information than you wanted to know about the subject. The response may or may not answer the original question.
"Hey, what time is it?"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"
adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.
1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization
2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.
Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.
Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
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