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colon training

When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.

i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day

by Czar McCheesly February 5, 2010

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colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008

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erick brian colon

a cuban talented boy that fight for his dreams and is excellent good looking. Warning: you will fall in love with those pacific ocean eyes.

Erick brian colon oo he is soo hot and talented.

by urbaaandictionary.com June 7, 2017

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semi colon tattoo

The tattoo of a ' ; ' represents that the person has come close to ending their life. The semi colon is used in grammar when the sentence is continued rather then ending with a full stop.

"why did you get a semi colon tattoo that's so basic"
"maybe one day you'll understand why"

by chaz :l July 11, 2021

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Erick Brian Colon

Erick Brian colon has a beautiful voice. A charming smile. Piercing green eyes. A smexy Cuban Latino man. He snatched my heart.

I would love to marry Erick Brian colon

by Kylethelilbitch August 2, 2018


kick up the colon

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!

The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!

by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021


Colonic death grip

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.

Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.

by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022