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confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009


Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023


Confuse a Nic Phase

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it

A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go

by Sandwich lover 474736 May 12, 2024


sexy confusion

When you think someone is sexy, but you’re super confused why you feel that way. They’re not conventionally sexy, but they’re sexy for some reason you can’t explain.

Adam Driver is THE classic example of sexy confusion. He’s so sexy but I can’t figure out why!

by hot tiffa May 11, 2024


I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadianfuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018


confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 4, 2023


Much Confusions

when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena

"weren't we supposed to meet at 9:00"
"no, we said 8:00"
"Much confusions!"

by Simcock September 15, 2008