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When you are insane, but become president of the United States and you want to write "conference", but you are drunk or high, then you fall asleep.
#trump #potus #covfefe
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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Covfefe is when you're trying to make a bad decision on social media or trying to text an ex while drunk on a Tuesday night and someone with more sense than you tries and succeeds to yank the phone out of your hand, but not before you write 'covfefe'. Also popularized by Trump in a frantic midnight tweet on May 30th, 2017 in which he was once again complaining about bad press coverage, or 'covfefe'.
Girl: Man I almost texted my ex-boyfriend last night drunk off my ass eating a McChicken and a 10 piece McNugget meal until my friend successfully covefefe'd the phone out of my hand. Clearly dodged a bullet there!
Guy: I was totally going to blast my boss on twitter but my friend talked my off the ledge - another successful covfefe.
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The polite response by atheists when someone sneezes. To be used by people who don't believe in god in lieu of "Bless you" to avoid feeling hypocritical.
This long sought-after phrase may be the one positive contribution to humanity by the so-called 45th president of the United States. While using voice recognition to write a tweet, someone nearby sneezed and he replied "covfefe," then accidentally hit send. And, yes, he is a closet atheist.
Person 1: "Hatchoo!"
Person 2: "Covfefe"
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The space between your scrotum and your anus.
Covfefe: I have a rash on my covfefe, I'm going to put some cream on it.
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Used by president Donald Trump, his fingers were too small to reach the rest of the letters on the keyboard so he compromised and use the letters he could reach.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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To not give a fuck because I'm going to piss on a Russian hooker.
I would really like to care about global warning but covfefe.
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