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After filling your girl with cum, she drips creamie on a muffin and then eats the muffin.
The creampie has to make a frosting like cover on the muffin
She was so hungry, after we fucked she ate a "creampie muffin"
When you cum inside a can of pilsbury dough and then feed it to your family.
“Wow dad that breakfast was delicious!”
“Thanks, it was a Pilsbury creampie”
Creampie Sisters are two women whose children are born on the same day, the year does not matter.
Hey we share a birthday!
That must mean our mom's are "creampie sisters"
A derogatory term for child support.
Once a month she gets her creampie paychecks from her baby daddies.
She only slept with him to earn a creampie paycheck.
When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique
Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”
When Mark Wahlberg fucks you good and gives you a creampie in the golden globes womens bathroom
1. yeah, he gave me the real Boston cream pie😍🥲
2. Omg I saw mark Wahlberg last night at the club and he gave me a Boston creampie
The act of ejaculating inside a MIT undergraduate whilst saying "F**k You, Oh yeah" in a concentrated, pronounced Bostonian accent. Duration varies between six seconds to a full two minutes. In order to be accurate, one must wear one of the following while committing this act: A Celtics jersey, New England Patriots Jersey, or red socks. After ejaculation the partners must deposit the semen into a cup of New England clam chowder - only New England - and thereafter consume it with Irish beer.
Goodness fucking gracious do you smell that good-ass clam chowder? A couple must've gave each other a Boston Creampie!