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a cryptozoological beast of unknown classification believed to inhabit the crow creek region of western Montana.
The crow creek creature has been observed eating a deer carcass on lower crow creek.
High on cocaine
"Hey man what you wanna do later?"
"Just picked up a zip, time to get geekin on Dawson's creek! "
You see them guys snorting in the club last night?
Yeah man they were geekin on Dawson's creek!
that girl that wears birkenstock’s lulu lemon leggings and champion hoodies while walking around walnut creek holding her brandy melville and urban outfitters shopping bags also while carrying her leftovers from the cheesecake factory. most likely plays soccer and has a hot older brother that all her friends like
her did you just see that girl with the scrunchie in her hair?
yeah she’s a total walnut creek girl
(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.
As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.
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A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.
local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in
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The world’s best hiding place. You would never go there expecting to find someone interesting. Zero stalkers. Zero paparazzi. Zero vampires.
“I heard Matt Damon bought a house in Mill Creek, WA.”
“Smart move. No one will look for him there.”
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It a nasty school that has leaches in there food . Know for snake at the school . Get in trouble for the petties shit ever .
Fall creek valley know for leaches
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