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Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

crop chopper

a term used to describe someone who is boring or a workaholic

"jeeze, i cant believe steve blew us off to go fishing"
"yeah, that guy is such a crop chopper"

"i hate having that leon guy in our group. he's indifferent about everything."
"i know, what a crop chopper"

crop gaf

A house or premises at which marijuana is grown

I need to find a new job man, i cant keep working in this crop gaff its too bait

Crop blocked

getting cropped out of a picture

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.

Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

Cropped screenshot

That one thing people love to do to get conversations out of context. Boomers and non boomers alike.
Though all these people are dumb and asses and manipulative shits.

Actual conversation:
A: How old are you?
B: I'm 18
A: Are you sure?
B: Yea
A: *Proceeds to send picture*

Cropped screenshot conversation:
A:*Proceeds to send picture*
B: "OMG THEY SEND A MINOR NSFW PICTURES OMG OMG. AND I TOLD THEM I WAS UNDER 18 OMG"