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A sock used by a male for masturbation.
My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.
Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out
He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear
When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.
Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.
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When you jerk off and let your cum drip down your dick and it quickly dries up forming a semen crust on your penisian head.
I was jerking off and right before I came I realized I had no tissues near me. I had to let the cum drip down and accept the crusty dick.
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When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk
1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger
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A vagina so nasty it's as if you have to pick the scabs off before penetration is possible.
That girl's so nasty I bet she has a Crusty Trout.
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A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.
John, why the fuck would you get laid with a crusty woman. That’s like fucking a scab!
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