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A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!
Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!
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Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.
"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"
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a woman with no class, no boobs and no ass,
smells like fish and has a loose vagina.
crystal mcgrory is a skank.
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A fictional type of crystal used by science fiction fantasy author, Terry Brooks. These crystals are used to convert light energy gathered by special sails in order to propel flying ships resembling conventional sailing ships. These flying ships appear in trilogies, The Voyage of the Jerle Shannara and The High Druid of Shannara.
"... the jib was used by airships to absorb a wider swath of ambient light that could be converted to energy by the diapson crystals that powered the ship", (Jarka Ruus by Terry Brooks, 1st hardcover edition page 212-213)
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It's a band and it's got a female singer. She screams into the mic during concerts and at some point jumps in the crowd and then everyone grabs her fanny.
A: My first concert was insane! I was screaming into the mic, then just jumped into the crowd and everyone was grabbing my fanny!
B: Oh, really? Is your band a Crystal Castles tribute or something?
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A beautiful name for a girl who is down to earth and chill. She has a cute smile and is very smart. Crystal is usually protective of her friends and will do anything for them.
A girl that can make anyone smile with just a simple look. Brightens everyone's day.
Can play up to 4369 instruments and is a great singer.
Usually makes all A's in school and all the guys want her.
Crystal is a person that trusts nobody but herself and keeps her feelings to herself for the fear she will be rejected. The BEST person to date and to be best friends with.
"Wow, Crystal got a 105 on the test and there wasn't even extra credit!"
"Crystal is gorgeous, I wish I could date her!"
Guy 1: "I should've told Crystal I loved her when I had the chance.."
Guy 2: "Well you're all out of luck. She thinks you hate her and it looks like he loves her too!"
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when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.
"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"
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