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When your hair is so long and luscious that you can pose naked in photos and it covers your boobs
Hillary wants her hair so long, she can have a boob curtain.
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When a woman farts so hard while sitting on a hard surface it blows up the front over her pussy and makes her pussy lips flutter.
"I was sitting on a chair and farted so hard the other day I got crazy curtains."
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Long, frilly skin on an uncircumsized penis.
Takeshia pulled back Tyrone's lace curtains to get at the head of his meat.
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When the lips of the vulva are saggy and resemble meatloaf
Bitch had a huge meatloaf curtain!
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meat flaps on a vagina.the folds of flesh on and around a vagina
that girls pussy could fly away with flaps, or thats a balogna and cheese samich!open the balogna curtains ,dinner
is served
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n. 1. Analogous to beer goggles. One's judgmental ability is impaired by the amount of beer (or other suitable alcoholic substance) ingested which causes their vision to be blinded by the curtains.
n. 2. Enhancement of a women's beef curtains through alcoholic consumption; open to all those willing to hang her curtains on their rod.
Josh clearly had beer curtains the night he brought home April.
Josie got knocked up due to her inability to blockade her beer curtains.
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The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.
I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.
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