cyber kissing

When you kiss on a computer, often leads to cyber STD's.

I wanna go cyber kissing you using my newly installed software if you know what I mean.

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cyber-life

One's life on the internet.

Bob's got no cyber-life.

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Cyber hole

Noun. To get stuck in a cyber hole. (Not necessarily porn related, but they are nice, too).

To lose track of all time online, like falling into a time warp or into the literal matrix. A cyber labyrinth.

Note: one can also manually dig a cyber hole. This is done by opening a series of interlocking web pages.

I was stuck in a cyber hole.

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Cyber Fencing

When two fencers engage one another in a Facebook "poke" war, or otherwise fencing-like internet based activity. Usually followed by a thread of messages or wall posts over who got the touch.

*poke* Ha! You didn't even parry!
*poke* Wtf? No, screw you! I parry and riposte and hit you straight in the mask!
*poke* So, it's a Cyber Fencing bout you want, is it?
This can go on for a VERY long time

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Cyber fest

Often used to describe when a bunch of people are flirting/saying dirty things in a chat to eachother. Often includes more males then females. They all try to impress the one female with text.

I was on a live chat yesteday and Brad, Kristen and Jim were having a cyber fest!

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Cyber cigar

Someone who's getting milked out on the internet (mostly for YTP's) and trolled by everone.

CopperCab is such a cyber cigar.

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Cyber-humor

1. (noun) Any amount of electronic and/or digital media (usually way too much), consisting of, but not limited to, text, like jokes (mostly not very funny at all), digital photographs, movies or animations (usually too long) of any type (i.e., of grandchildren, vacation spots or genitalia), or digital sounds, like music.

Most cyber-humor experts agree that most cyber-humor isn't really very humorous at all, but boring, vulgar, tasteless, or excessively counterproductive.

2. (verb) To mindlessly bombard all of your email buddies with an excessive amount of cyber-humor, such that it causes most of the recipients to want to puke their guts out.

1. "Your cyber-humor really SUCKS, man..."

2. "Stop cluttering up my fucking inbox, man! You're cyber-humoring the SHIT outta me!"

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