David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice
David is an annoying bitch!
You just need to really get to know him!
Naw fuck David.
greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm
david.. is so goated guys! -some random yellow name that asks when the next gb is and never donates
A simp lol, too bad because its incurable
Look at that David over there! Glad IM not him.
The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.