Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.
"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"
Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.
“How’s it going?”
“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”
“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”
Doing school and/or office work outside
E.g at a park
My boss came in today and encourage me to try green desking at least once this week
Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,