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Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010


bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

by unhingedhoodoo May 20, 2024


The table desk of awesomness

Well your welcome

The table desk of awesomness

by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021


green desking

Doing school and/or office work outside

E.g at a park

My boss came in today and encourage me to try green desking at least once this week

by Ruby_E01 October 19, 2021


Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.

OBI4AM TE DESKE

by rejina February 4, 2021


Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,

by de la May 13, 2021


desk.27

the actual best mcyt tiktoker

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!

by desk.27 November 27, 2021