Andrew Diced Carrots Burger

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"

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When the dice hit the floor

Similar to "When Push Comes To Shove"

Yeah, Adam's super flakey, but when the dice hit the floor he's always got your back

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Frosty Dice 2 electric boogaloo

The 2nd account belonging to the world renowned dumbass known as Frosty Dice.

Frosty Dice 2 electric boogaloo isn't funny.

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Shake them dice and roll 'em

Juggling a guy's balls, possibly while giving a him a blowjob.

Com'on girl, Shake them dice and roll 'em!

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roll ya dice

to roll your nuts around a table while playing monopoly

Look honey, Im rolling for a 2

dice-lice

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as crabshooter.)

"He rolled the dice, now he has the lice! Heś suffering from dice-lice"

Dicing

The act of critiquing something in depth without meaningfully explaining a better alternative

Andy was dicing when explaining why he hates the world.