Andrew Diced Carrots Burger

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"

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When the dice hit the floor

Similar to "When Push Comes To Shove"

Yeah, Adam's super flakey, but when the dice hit the floor he's always got your back

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Frosty Dice 2 electric boogaloo

The 2nd account belonging to the world renowned dumbass known as Frosty Dice.

Frosty Dice 2 electric boogaloo isn't funny.

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Shake them dice and roll 'em

Juggling a guy's balls, possibly while giving a him a blowjob.

Com'on girl, Shake them dice and roll 'em!

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roll ya dice

to roll your nuts around a table while playing monopoly

Look honey, Im rolling for a 2

roll dice

A colloquialism used to refer to playing tabletop and dice games, usually in the future tense.

Joe: Hey, we should get the group together for D&D this weekend.
Jenny: Yeah, I'll hit up the group chat and see who wants to roll dice.

Moon Dice

One of the terms used for Crystal Meth. Roleplayers after a DnD session used to hit the Moon Dice to see what new Characters they could create.

"Bro please tell me you brought the Moon Dice, I need to make a new Wizard."