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noun. The amount of "karma" you have saved up in your life. Generally obtained by doing good deeds such as saving a life, giving to a charity, or helping an old person cross the street. Lost by performing acts of selfishness and immorality such as illegal activities, "screwing someone over", infidelity, etc.
Technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are "doing more good than bad." Obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.
Jon P: Dude, I just banged that hot skinny Asian chick...she was amazing.
Andy Y: Man, moral dollars dude. You're in a relationship.
Jon P: Whatever, I saved three people last week, that's gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!
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Dembele Dollars is a currency invented by those that associate with Celtic Football Club. Also known as the club that harboured a paedophile. Dembele Dollars are calculated by taking the initial pound value then multiplying it by 50.
An example of Dembele Dollars: Moussa Dembele is worth £35 Million, As is Kieran Tierney worth £25 Million.
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A dollar bill that is intentionally thrown in a urinal in a public bathroom or port-a-potty, with the understanding that some poor bastard will pick it up at some point throughout the night. Bets between friends are usually placed on how long it will take to disappear.
Damn Joe I saw you buy a beer with some wet money, did you break down and grab that piss dollar that I threw in the pisser?
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The extra dollar added to a waitress's tip for the simple fact that she is good looking.
The service sucked at lunch, but I still had to give up the hot dollar - she was fine!
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In drug culture, blue dollars are single bills that were used to snort adderall or amphetamines. Generic Adderall comes in very distinct deep blue divisible tablets that are easily crushed and snorted for a quick high. The blue pigment stains basically everything it touches, so the edges of these bills are left with a faint blue pigment after adderall/amphetamine insufflation. This is get another easy way to spot a fellow speedster.
"Nice blue dollars, soooo are you holding? Exams are next week bro. NEXT. WEEK.
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Another term for an online currency, usually used for micro-transactions in video games.
"Man, I sure would like to upgrade my armor, but it costs way too many dolphin dollars."
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money earned or lost from or because of a dare
i dared my brother 10,000,000 dollars and now he has to pay up every last dare dollar in cold hard cash
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