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1. The act of going about business in a randomly idiotic way.
2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.
3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.
Instead of reaching for the remote control with your hands or getting up to get it, try double daring it by using your feet or any object long enough to bring the remote closer to you.
Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.
Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.
Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.
As previously defined by Richard Pryor, you have Muslims...then you have Double Muslims. Them's the ones you dont want to fuck with-them double muslims. 'Cause them motherfuckers can't wait to get to Allah. And they want to take eight or nine motherfuckers with 'em
Person 1 Aye, man. Wanna go down to the mosque and fuck with some muslims?
Person 2 Nah, man. They ain't no regular Muslims down there...they's them double muslims! I ain't about to fuck wit no double muslims
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The highest degree of impossibility in the universe. Represented by the well-established physics equation 2(infinite/infinite) = GMm/R^2. This blatant disregard for the laws of gravity can be seen in several well-known video game titles. It is widely speculated that performing this move will send our universe into chaos. Up will become southeast, black will become orange -red (but not red-orange!), and unicorns and leprechans will escape from Narnia and spew forth from where the jump was committed. Existance as we know it will end as a orange-red hole (there's no black) will emerge and destroy Earth, the offender, everything, and even the universe. Nice job Mario.
He double jumped his way out of existance. Stupid bastard.
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During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.
Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.
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Otherwise unnecessary verbiage added in order to confuse the listener, such as using a double negative to make a statement mean the opposite of what it would otherwise mean. See also, doublespeak.
"I didn't say I would not do it; I said I wouldn't not do it."
"That's double talk!"
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