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Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.
No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.
REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
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The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com ==> Douchebag 100%
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Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.
Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!
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People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.
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Douche bag, douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term, referring to an arrogant or obnoxious person. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s.
It is also collectively known that although the term originated in the 1960s, Thomas Edison is credited with being the first and original douche.
Rad-Ron: My favourite scientist is definitely Nikola Tesla.
Lame-Larry: No, Thomas Edison is the coolest duh.
Rad-Ron: Oh come on! Edison was like the biggest douche ever!
Lame-Larry: Oh no, your incredible argument and all over handsomeness has blown me out of the water, into the the water again, and then out of the water yet another time. You win. Even I have to admit that alleged scientist Thomas Edison was a douchebag.
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A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.
Rick Santorum is a douchebag.
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A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.
Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*
Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."
Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."
Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
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