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Evolve and Elevate

When you tank an iconic beer brand brand by associating it with groomers.

We have no choice bur to “evolve and elevate” since sales have “been in decline for a really long time.” - Alissa Heinerscheid, vice president of marketing at Bud Light

by Gerald Dowver Johnson Jones July 24, 2023


One Way Elevator

Euphemism for arsehole or anus

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful

by Ooshmate January 19, 2022


elevator moment

the solidarity felt amongst a group when a single individual of said group says something utterly unrelatable and stupid

bro amy that was such an elevator moment

by Cognizqnt June 18, 2022


Elevement

A core experience or relationship that has a developmental or profound positive impact on you and improved the course of your life.

Terrence was headed down the wrong path until the elevement of joining the football team and getting around coaches that cared about his future.

by Cālo December 2, 2022


Elevator music

The act of opening your mouth and dropping to your knees while holding out your tongue ready to blow that load

When william was hanging out with my brother things went quiet then elevator music started to play behind closed doors

by Leviathan 666 March 6, 2021


Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".

"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."

by Ewonyn April 2, 2017


Elevator Speech

As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.

"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."

by Filthanthropist February 18, 2022