THE MOST HANDSOME MAN EVER, CAN MAKE ANYONES DAY, SO CARING, SWEETEST BOY YOULL EVER MEET AND HES MY SHAWTY AND MY BAE AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HES SO CARING AND NICE ILYSM BAE
“yeah, elliots my shawty. oh, you’re not friends with elliot? you must suck.
is a person that should be thrown around a room like an anti-stress ball. they also have the worst tastes in men.
im so mad right now, where's ELLIOT!!!
an Elliot is an absolute godsend.
He is so beautiful and handsome and cute and your gonna wanna kiss him all day long. He gives the best hugs, even if he doesn’t like hugs from other people, except you. He likes to hold your hand and kiss you :). He is the literal best man you will ever see. I hope to marry my Elliot.
“Who is he dating?”
“Oh, he’s dating Elliot. Lucky bastard”
a sad sad boy who copies other peoples homework and fucks there dogs his only friends are the dogs that he rapes because nobody likes him in real life, he looks like a cross between a sadistic baby carrot and a piece of kale that was left unattended in a backpack and then shipped to China.
Hey, look there's the dick fucker Elliot!