End of 2010

A time in the future. When asked when you are going to complete a life goal that you know you won't do anytime soon, just say "by the end of 2010."

kyleokposofan (4:13:58 PM): I am going to get laid by the end of 2010
Alvin (4:14:02 PM): LOL
Timmy Lenox (4:14:03 PM): lol
Redsuxsuck3 (4:14:05 PM): rofl

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End of the world

2020

End of the world is 2020 k bye

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End Yourself

The act of telling someone to commit suicide.

"You suck dude, end yourself".

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Happy ending

When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'

The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor.

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gable end

To most people, this is the end house in a row of terraced house, but also used to discrectly call someone a 'gay belend'

"be cafeful when buying a gable end house, the wall will need to have a survey to make sure its ok"

"You can shut it, you big gable end"

"that driver that cut me up was a complete gable end"

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rear end

To have sex such that the partner is positioned from behind.

A girl bragging to her friends: "I got rear ended by my boyfriend last night. It was exciting!"

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Split Ends

Something girls constantly bitch about.

OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!

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