Monster Energy

The official drink of tools, douche bags, and white trash.

"Hey that guy over there is such a tool"
"No shit, didn't you see, he's drinking Monster Energy!"

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zexual energy

Sexual energy that has been converted, through zen and mental control, to productive forces.

I decided to stop obsessing over Ashley. Now with all my zexual energy I will start a company!!

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energy whore

Someone who steals or takes positive energy out of you by telling you their Problems. They take energy, and expect you to pay for it.

That girl spent the whole time telling me how upset she was over her life challenges. She's an energy whore

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Dragon Energy

a narcissistic douchebag.

Donald Trump and I are both Dragon Energy. He is my brother.-Kanye West

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energy beer

Any beer consumed while in a state of exhaustion or fatigue.

Milo: How much is left in the U-Haul? I'm tired as hell.

Brady: We just need to move one more couch into the living room and then I'll have Rhonda get us some energy beers.

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Pure Energy

Greatest rechargable battery brand ever.

Damnit, my shitty dollar store batteries are all used up. Now I can use the good Pure Energy ones I just bought.. and they'll last for so long!!

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dragon energy

Adj. Narcissistically self-absorbed.

Kanye: We are both dragon energy.
Donald: Thank you. Very cool.

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