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Similar to Afro Engineering in sophistication, but worlds apart from common Ni**er Rigging, when it comes to an expectidly temporary, semi-spontaneous solution to a relatively complex mechanical problem.
WFT! The goddam drive shaft bearing just failed and he fixed it with bread twisters, band aids and KY Jelly!
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.
Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
Someone Who Only Plays Engineer In TF2
Someome: how did that engineer Main has got 20 revenge crits
some else: idk
that one scout going to the enemy intel over and over again:*silent*
The kind of bullshit excuse levied by lazy developers at Jagex LTD when they require *Engine Work* to implement a new feature.
Examples
jagex: "'oi guise we're ganna ship group iron man this year!@"
also jagex: "nah mate, can't do nuffin about that, that's engine work!"
redditor: hey jagex its been 1 year what happened to group ironman?
mod ash: engine work
redditor: well, when is it coming?
mod ash: winter 2017
The Broadband Engine is the Cell based CPU that is going to be used in the upcoming Playstation 3 game console.
Playstation 2 has Emotion Engine
Playstation 3 will have Broadband Engine
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Someone who reads catalogs of equipment -- high performance car parts, electronics or whatever -- and suddenly thinks he knows everything. These people are easy to spot -- they spend a great deal of money "improving" their cars, stereos or whatever. What they say sounds like hyperbolic ad copy and they won't let go of their beliefs, no matter how often someone proves them wrong.
Adam: Oh great, Ed's on a rant. He bought some gadget he found in a hot rod magazine for his car and claims it's doubled the power and his fuel economy. I looked at the thing and it's junk, just like all the other "performance parts" he bought in the last month.
Eve: That's Ed, alright. A real "Catalog Engineer."
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The equivalent of freshman fifteen but for engineering majors. The engineer will spend his university life doing nothing but eating, sleeping, studying, and drinking. Thus, over the term of their degree engineers will be the last ones picked for varsity sports, due to their poor exercise habits and non-existent cardio.
Eww I'm never gonna put him on our football team, engineering eighty hit him hard!
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Software Engineer is a professional that uses Software Engineering and all of its engineering principals during all phases of software development. Too bad this was only achieved once in all of recorded history.
That hacker called himself a software enginer.
That coder thinks she is a software engineer.
Those programmer wishes they were software engineers.
I am the only software engineer I know that is why we don't have a union.
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