Someone who overcompensated for the size of their truck and tries to redeem themselves
Jeff bought too big of a truck and now has to get an erection injector.
When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking
I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference
Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.
-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”
-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”
erection dyslexia
To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.
Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.
Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?
Mary: Yeah, you could say that.
the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.
Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing
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When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.
Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.
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A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.
Let go of Sony Erection
Give me my erection please
Put my erection back in my hand now!!!
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