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jesus erection

when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.

Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.

by witchslayer69 March 31, 2018


Erect Poop

When your poop you left in the toilet is long and in a straight line.

Dang! I made an Erect Poop!

by feggbzherhare May 2, 2021


chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017


Grammatically Erect

To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.

Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.

by CaramelBanan January 2, 2021


erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.

Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing

by Allister November 12, 2007

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Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

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Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.

Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!

by eilick baals July 9, 2006

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