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A variation of the European Prisoner where the the person with the key in their rectum gives oral pleasure to the handcufee while they fish out the key. See "European Prisoner."
"That was an intense 69 European Prisoner!"
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A ritual where four naked men lock arms and spin around in a circle while peeing/ejaculating on a sole female in the middle.
Yesterday, Jeremy, Joseph, Johnny, and I, European Jungle Sharked all over Stacy.
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The study of American economics and paintings by artists who generally didn't do shit to influence anything outside their masturbatory circle of fellow painters
You're better off taking Art History instead of AP European History.
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A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.
EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
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Blowing chunks out of your nose.
We were tasters at the baked bean cook off then went out and drank way too much and when I hurled my mouth was closed and I shot bean goo out of my nose with european elegance!
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To shove ones fist up anthers anal rectom and snap inside the rectom, the other participants then shits, afterwards the two participants go out for chocolate ice cream.
Damn, he sure gave me one good European knuckle blaster last night.
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A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.
Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:
"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."
"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."
"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."